your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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