That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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