so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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