No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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