normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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