I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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she pinky promised me she was 18
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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