How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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