So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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