just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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