At least make sure they are 18
Why
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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