Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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