Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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