Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
That's how pantless uber rides happen
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
