is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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