I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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