when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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