no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
