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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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