drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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