She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
When are your genitals available?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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