You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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