i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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