Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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