it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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