is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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