I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so explain again why im purple
no
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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