I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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