in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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