I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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