I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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