i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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