ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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