So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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