At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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