her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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