Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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