ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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