that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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