One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Watching her eat just hurts me
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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