The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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