I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?