covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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