I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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