I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
His nipple licking is glorious
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