he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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