Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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