My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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