some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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