she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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