You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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