OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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