but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Sorry my hands just texted you
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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