I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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