I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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