i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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