I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I love having hate sex.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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