i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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