Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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