I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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