My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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