god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i think my mom watched the whole time
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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