Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I forget how to act sober
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